NO BULLSHIT VERSION
This is a room. Its home is a four bed house. It has a bed (comfortable for one, wee bit of a squeeze for two), desk and dresser. Climate control via air condition or fan. The ensuite bathroom is for you and you alone. The kitchen has a fridge and washing machine. The WiFi works. Cleaning done thrice a week. If you need a drink, there’s a dive bar around the corner. They haven’t heard of cocktails. Thank goodness.