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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Creekside Astro-Dome w/ Hiking Trails and Forest!

Experience a unique forest getaway in this Astro-themed geodesic dome! Private hiking/mountain biking trails run throughout the 9+ acre property to a year-round creek. Skygaze through the telescope or stay in and watch your favorite shows from underneath the fiber optic star ceiling. A spiral staircase leads to the king bed underneath a large skylight window. Less than 15 minutes from stores and restaurants yet far enough from light pollution to enjoy starry nights while you drift off to sleep.

Puget Island waterfront Bohemian River Cottage

Bohemian River Cottage is a cozy comfortable cottage sitting on the beautiful Columbia river. Located 90 minutes outside the Portland/Vancouver area make it perfect for a weekend getaway or a special weeks vacation. Whether you are looking for outdoor adventures, or relaxing in the hammock listening to the birds, the river is the perfect location to get away from the outside world. Puget island is a farming community in the middle of the river, with outdoor adventures from your door steps.

Puget Island Riverfront Getaway with Hot tub

This home is on Puget Island in the Columbia River with water front property, a dock, newly developed home with hip styling, a foodie equipped kitchen. The landscaping is incredible! This spot is an idyllic island getaway overlooking a pristine section of the Columbia River, at the mouth of an inlet with a protected dock off the main river current. A great adventure basecamp for boaters, anglers, kayakers, and Jones Beach OR the kite boarding destination is at the eastern part of the island.

Columbia River Eagle’s Nest Guest House

Sitting at 1500 feet above the valley is perched a quiet, and peaceful sanctuary. Epic view of the Columbia River Valley with Mount Hood and the City of Portland in the background. Venture to visit downtown Kalama, the river beach, shopping, food. Near by Mount St Helens area is right behind you. 45 minutes from Vancouver and Portland areas. This private apartment is completely separated from the owners house. Enjoy mountain living with still being close to I-5 corridor for recreation.

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

"Fairview" of the Columbia River!

3 bedroom home on 2.5 acres overlooking the lower Columbia River. Main floor includes master suite with 2 queen beds, 2nd bedroom with 1 queen bed. Downstairs daylight basement includes 1 queen, 2 twins. All rooms have a view of the Columbia River! We are 9 miles off Hwy 4 in Wahkiakum county. Definitely out in the country! Guests often enjoy seeing deer and bald eagles flying by. The last couple of miles are pretty winding, but the view at the end is worth it!

Eagle's Nest - Connect with the Soul of the Coast

300 feet above the ocean on sacred Neahkahnie Mountain, 30 feet above the ground. Built by hand with love in 1985. Look out thru giant Sitka spruce and Douglas fir, south & west to the ocean. Look up from the sleeping loft through a huge skylight to the night stars and moon. Leave urban culture behind. Retreat into a world where the rest of nature speaks loudly. Neahkahnie means "place of the spirits." All are welcome to find true peace & magic here.

Vacation Apt. Walk to River and Vista Park.

Our 322 sq ft. vacation rental apartment is next door to, but separate from our two room Twin Gables Inn on Skamokawa Creek. Best for two, but sleeps four in a pinch (Wall bed in living room). The apartment does not face the creek, but it is 30 feet from the back door to the water's edge. 5 steps up to the apartment. Breakfast available at inn. Small dog with prior permission only. Dog-friendly park, wildlife refuge and Fairgrounds nearby.

Valhalla Cabin, a cabin with a view.

Our cabin is on a quiet country road. While nestled in the trees, the cabin sits on a bluff and offers amazing views of the Columbia. It is 45 min. from Astoria, and 60 min. from Long Beach. Sit on the porch and watch river traffic, eagles and deer. Build a fire, in the fireplace, or the firepit. play games or read. Relax on the porch with a cup of coffee, tea or a glass of wine and enjoy the stunning view of the river and the wildlife.

CLOUD 254-Astoria Downtown Guest Suite

CLOUD 254 - an industrial, eclectic style suite decorated with commercial fishing history from the local area, multi rooms, private suite all to yourself, located in the heart of DOWNTOWN ASTORIA - street level...Great for a getaway, to celebrate a special occasion, and for a great stay-cation or work-cation... ULTRA internet package with 600x35...5g wifi ... cozy fireplace... walking distance to EVERYTHING Astoria has to offer.

Victorian Farmhouse with a view

You will love the view on the huge wrap around porch that over looks the Columbia River and walking distance to the iconic Goonies House, 39th pier, Rogue Brewery and Coffee Girl. There is a full fridge, dishwasher, new gas stove in the kitchen. In addition, there is a totally separate downstairs apartment in a daylight basement floor that is occupied. New cleaning service for March 2026. Astoria licensed.